yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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