I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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