sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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