did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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