Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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