Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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