i permit you to call me
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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