He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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