I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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