Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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