She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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