it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
