super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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