'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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