Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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