Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
