As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
