i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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