guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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