Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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