We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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