Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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