Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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