he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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