Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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