I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
