i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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