Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I skipped work to stalk him.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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