im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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