Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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