Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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