this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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