On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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