smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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