If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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