You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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