I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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