were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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