we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We have so much sex to catch up on
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Randomize
