I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Can Purell be used as lube?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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