he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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