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say what?
wanna hang out?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize