Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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