there was a trapeze. enough said
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Drunk walkin through police station. America
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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