Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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