he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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