Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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