y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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