I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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