If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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