help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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