is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Michael Bay diarrhea
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
