he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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