I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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