Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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