absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
