school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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